Tim and Mackie's Travels
26.07.2012 A Quick Lunch In Thailand

Simon had gone to Koh Kong the day before with all our passports in hand, with the hope of extending our visas for another thirty days; he went on his own to reduce our costs and our effort (on mine and Lucy’s part anyway). Unfortunately Sopheap had misinformed us, you couldn’t extend your visa at the Koh Kong border, you could only do it in Phnom Penh and it cost sixty Dollars not the forty five he had quoted. Not all was lost, as Simon was at the border he could simply go into Thailand then come back to Cambodia and purchase a new visa for twenty Dollars; obviously because Lucy and I weren’t there our passports came back without new visas, so we went the next day.

Like Simon we wanted to reduce our costs, so instead of getting a coach - with could cost between six and fifteen Dollars, we hitch hiked which ended up costing us just under four. Lucy, Cecile (another volunteer who was going to Thailand to fly home) and I were apprehensive about these mini-vans as most the ones we had seen were grossly over loaded with both people and luggage and we were worried about the conditions inside, but what can I say…they were cheap. After a quick down pour of rain we managed to flag down the first van we saw, and although the conductor tried to overcharge us we got local prices without much fuss. As we piled in I was instructed to sit in the front, and I must say the double front seat with an extraordinary amount of leg room made for a comfortable journey – for me at least. The very nature of these hitch hiker mini-vans is that they stop wherever and whenever someone stands by the side of the road, or indeed leaves luggage waiting; as we got closer and closer to Koh Kong we stopped several times, more and more people climbing into the back of the van. Every time I looked into the back all the seats looked occupied but somehow we would stop again and another three passengers would squeeze in, meanwhile I had two seats to myself in the front! Of course some people did alight along the way, the whole mini-van gave a huge sigh of relieve when an elderly lady got off, taking with her the malodorous box of fish with her. After what seemed to me a quick two hours of taking in the beautiful country side we had arrived at the all too familiar Koh Kong coach station, and were of course immediately lynched by all the taxi/tuktuk drivers in the vicinity. I tried to establish, to no avail whether our minivan would be going back today, and what time; but before I could get a satisfactory answer from the very friendly and ever smiling conductor Cecile, Lucy and I were being whisked away in a tuktuk to the border, which was about a mile away.

As we got our passports stamped on the way out of Cambodia Cecile began negotiating with vendors for her connecting coach ticket, the only problem with this was that she seemed completely incapable of converting Baht to Dollars and then Dollars to Euros. This meant she was using Lucy and I as human calculators whilst also demanding our opinions as to the fairness of the price; which got irritating after about ten seconds; eventually she decided that six hundred and fifty Baht was a reasonable price to get to Bangkok and caught up with Lucy and I who were already half way across no man’s land toward the Thai border. Lucy and I had agreed to have lunch with Cecile, but also knew the last organized coach left Koh Kong at two so we needed to be swift; however Cecile hadn’t got this memo. She had a cigarette between every part of the immigration process, Mackie tutted and sighed and huffed and puffed, but Cecile failed to pick up on these ‘subtle’ signs and meandered along at her own pace. Before we could get lunch Cecile needed to exchange some money – luckily we found someone that sold food and exchanged currency so Mackie was calmed for the moment at least. After we ate three enormous plates of amazing pad Thai Cecile enquired whether exchanging twenty Dollars for six hundred Baht was a good rate, without thinking about it at all we agreed it was and went to cross back to Cambodia. Cecile would join us back across the border to purchase her ticket, in the middle of no man’s land she finally realised that she had failed to swap over enough Baht to purchase her ticket, Mackie released another massive groan so I suggested that we say our goodbyes now - and we did.

Back on the Cambodian side of the border we applied for our new visas and were invited into the office (most people applied through the window). We apprehensively sat down, justifiable a little worried,

“Your friend come yesterday. Renew, renew! No renew. Phnom Penh only!” yelped the officer excitedly, it seems that Simon had made a friend whilst trying to extend our visas on the previous day – and she seemed genuinely pleased to see us, giving us advice on future travel. Once we had left the office we all squeezed on to a scooter (Lucy, the driver and I) and set off back to Koh Kong coach station. By this time I knew the way from the border to the coach station, and our driver had just taken a wrong turn; Simon had mentioned that his driver had done this yesterday – taking him to travel agent to buy an overpriced coach ticket, and not taking no for an answer. We were more insistent than Simon and eventually our driver conceded and took us to the coach station. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw our minivan sitting where we had left it – both the conductor and driver waving at us. We climbed aboard and immediately the van was off; had they been waiting for us? I think they must have, bless them. After collecting a few other passengers we were back on Road 48 heading back to Andong Tuek, once again I was spread out generously in the front getting a great view of Botumsakur National Park, the Cardamon Mountains and all the monkeys in the road.

We topped off what was an unexpectedly nice day out with a whiskey Thursday, not thinking about the class I would have to teach at eight the next morning.

A Lunch In Thailand.

26.06.2012 “Travelling Really Is The Worst Part Of Going Travelling!”

By seven we were ready and waiting for our mini bus to take us to Koh Kong, although it was only twenty minutes late the experience in Bangkok made us uneasy and maybe a little apprehensive to whether it would arrive, but it did. The mini bus was soon stuffed full of people and luggage and we borded the slowest ferry in the world for the second time, (which had a Lady boy working in the shop this time) and a very long hour later we were back in Trat. During disembarkment the bottom of the loaded minivan scrapped along the ramp, which no one thought anything of until we pulled over at a petrol station (not a shop with petroleum filled whiskey bottles out front , but an actual petrol station) and noticed a steady stream of something trickling from our bus. The replacement bus was exactly the same size as the original but minus the roof rack, this meant that all the luggage that was attached to the roof on our previous wheels of steel were now on our laps. (I actually didn’t have a bag on my lap - although the man next to me did have my bag on his lap. I would have offered to have it off him, but it did not look at all comfortable.)

A couple of hours later and we were at the Hat Lek border. The tickets we had purchased took us all the way to Koh Kong, which is around a mile on the other side of the border – although our driver knew nothing about this and the driver of the broken down bus had kept all the tickets, so I guess we would make our own way there from the border. We got our passports stamped as we exited Thailand and walked the five hundred metres across no man’s land, (some locals wheel trolleys in between the two borders and will carry your luggage for a small fee) and immediately upon entering Cambodia our temperatures’ were taken with some futuristic Dr Who supersonic screw driver type devise which proved we were the picture of health and were therefore welcomed into Cambodia (after paying a thousand baht for a visa). From the moment we had been declared ‘healthy’ we were mobbed by every taxi driver in the vicinity and eventually agreed a price of four hundred baht with one (around eight pounds which I have literally this minute just discovered is an actual rip of as it should be no more than a hundred and fifty baht, anyway…) This driver was really friendly and stopped at an internet café, ATM and shop for us - although he did ask for another hundred baht for these ‘favours’ when the time to pay came around, cheeky bastard. We got to Koh Kong coach station, which was a big plot of mud –not ideal for coaches when it is sopping wet, which it was. Think of any music festival after a weekend of rain and you’ll be pretty close. The last coach of the day was leaving in half an hour and this meant the price had gone up from the six dollars we were expecting to fifthteen! We rang Sohheap (our host in Cambodia) and he negotiated the price down to twelve; as it turned out our ‘friendly’ taxi driver had told the ticket office that he needed a four dollar commission for each passenger which of course was passed on to us, the ‘friendly’ driver had turned out to be a bit of a wolf in lambs clothing, or as they say in Khmer: a swindling cunt, but never mind. Our entertainment whilst we were waiting for the coach was the moto and tuktuk drivers chasing each coach and minivan to be first inline to get the new customesr. We got on the coach to wait for it to leave which proved to me a massive school boy error, it was hot outside – inside it was an inferno. I was wearing next to nothing (swim shorts and a vest) and the sweat was quite literally dripping off me, needless to say I alighted before I had a little episode! Eventually the engine was turned on which brought the ferrous beast to life, breathing the A/C throughout the interior; this coupled with it being half past two (half an hour after we were supposed to leave) gave everyone false hope that we were leaving, only after loading the hold and every spare seat with parcels, packets and sacks were we ready to go. I rang Sohheap again as he had to tell the driver to drop us off at a bridge, what we had to do when we got to this bridge we didn’t know, but we had faith in our host. Two hours of Khmer Karaoke blaring from the coach TV later and we were being hauled off the coach, hoping this was our stop. Thankfully as we struggled off the coach with all our crap we were greeted by two grinning Cambodians, Kenha and Sohheap. Yay we had made it!

Less than two hours later and we were in evening class being grilled by a bunch of thirteen years olds (I say a bunch, only a handful were competent enough at English to interrogate us). The rest of the day was a little awkward to be honest; during the rest of the class our roles weren’t obvious and we were just stood at the front not really contributing anything. Our evening meal was delicious but also a source of discomfort as we didn’t help cook or clear anything and any help we offered was flatly refused; being waited on by the Cambodian volunteers didn’t really feel right to any of us, but they didn’t really give us a choice. Exhausted and trying to escape the awkwardness we had an early night!